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  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Graphic_Depictions_Of_Violence, Major_Character_Death, Rape/Non-Con,
      Underage
  Category:
      M/M
  Fandom:
      Diabolik_Lovers
  Relationship:
      Mukami_Kou/Sakamaki_Subaru
  Additional Tags:
      Smut, Yaoi, Anal_Sex, Anal_Fingering, Oral_Sex, Vibrators, Masturbation,
      Dildos, Toothbrush, i_mean_what, um, Ecks_dee_I_can't_write_for_shit, Kou
      is_daddy, Charlie_and_Lola_-_Freeform, Marv_x_Charlie, Did_you_know_I
      want_to_die, Subaru's_fluffy_as_fuck_hair, Also_Ouma_came_into_this
      somehow, Idk_okay_I_love_that_boi, Anal_Fisting, Double_Oral_Penetration,
      Charlie_is_daddy_actually_I_don't_need_you_Kou, im_kidding, LOVE_ME_KOU,
      Ayato's_the_best_Sakamaki_but_he's_not_gay_for_Kou_so_he's_not_allowed,
      Laito_is_a_rapist_ecks_dee, Subaru_is_the_edge_lord_ecks_dee, Charlie_is
      so_fucking_done, WHY_AM_I_ADDING_CHARLIE_TO_THE_TAGS_ANWYAY, Enjoy_the
      fic_I'm_gonna_go_sink_into_the_floor, Plot_What_Plot/Porn_Without_Plot
  Stats:
      Published: 2017-08-22 Chapters: 4/4 Words: 1566
****** Kou x Subaru ******
by akishiota
Summary
     Subaru is in love with Kou where will their adventures take them and
     will Subaru find happiness
Notes
     Cornflakes
***** Chapter 1 *****
Subaru: (breathes)
Kou, most of the fandom: Hump me, fuck me
Daddy better make me choke (you better)
Hump me, fuck me
My tunnel loves a deep throat (it do)
Lick, lick, lick, lick (I lick)
I want to eat your dick (I do)
But I can't fuck up my nails (I can't)
So I'mma pick it up with chopsticks
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Mouth wide open like I was at the dentist
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Put it so deep, I can't speak a sentence
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Mouth wide open like I was at the dentist
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Put it so deep I can't speak a sentence
My fingers in it, gentle (yeah)
Explore this nigga mental
I'mma write my name on his dick (his dick)
Don't need a pen or a pencil (no I don't)
All I need is my body (my body)
My pussy pink just like salami (ooh!)
Don't need no drink to get naughty (no)
'Cause bitch I'm not Bill Cosby (I'm not)
My pussy mean, and it's clean (It is)
I'm not a squirter, I cream (squirt squirt!)
Keep it smelling like baby wipes
I never smell like sardines (ew!)
This will never fucking end (It won't)
Ballerina that dick when I spin (I spin)
I fucked this nigga so good
I ain't swallow one kid, I think I swallowed twins
Hump me, fuck me
Daddy better make me choke (you better)
Hump me, fuck me
My tunnel loves to deep throat (it do)
Lick, lick, lick, lick (I lick)
I want to eat your dick (I do)
But I can't fuck up my nails (I can't)
So I'mma pick it up with chopsticks
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Mouth wide open like I was at the dentist
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Put it so deep, I can't speak a sentence
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Mouth wide open like I was at the dentist
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Put it so deep I can't speak a sentence
Just come put it down my butt (my butt)
Let's shoot a movie, no cuts
Ride the dick, get my nipples licked
That's breastfeeding while we fuck (thirsty)
Finna get the dick wet and firm (firm)
You better sweat me out of my perm (my perm)
Can't wait 'til it's my turn
I wanna blow bubbles with sperm (right now)
Wanna hit it from the back
Let me arch my back
Once I arch my back
That mean attack this pussy
Don't need a porn star 'cause I'm the moderin (no)
I'mma spit on his dick sound like I'm gargling
Make him bust three nuts, is the task
My panties stuck in my ass
So I pulled them down to show him the pearl
Made his pubic hairs curl fast
Fuck this pussy
Fuck this pussy
Fuck this pussy
Come fuck this pussy
Fuck this pussy
Fuck this pussy
Fuck this pussy
Come fuck this pussy
***** Chapter 2 *****
Chapter Notes
     Honey loops
Subaru: So do you have any hobbies?
Kou: Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the
strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M
duels.
Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing
them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and
I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.
I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the
newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue
M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that
is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or
flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on
very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species
continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the
herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in
an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ
17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for
breeding purposes."
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/
2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the
weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the
True Champion.
There can be only one.
Subaru:
Subaru:
Subaru:
Kou:
Kou: >:3
***** Chapter 3 *****
Chapter Notes
     Coco pops
(Forgive me for this I needed to live up to my tags)
Subaru fuck Kou in te ass
Subaru stick finger up te ass
Koos
Koo and subway succ te dicks
Koo and subway shov vibrators up te each other's asses
Ten Ko and Sub rub te own dicks
Okay wait
Why does Subaru's name begin with "sub" I always saw him as a dom-
In fact I'd say Kou is a power bottom
ANYWAY
Kok ship dildo up his ass and Subordinate Clause watched him ecks dee
K and Su brush tooth together
Kokichi is a young man with an innocent look and a rather refined face. He has
a short stature, a decent and thin build, and very pale skin. He has purple
eyes and short, wavy purple hair.
He wears a white suit with multiple straps wrapped around his arms, two straps
hang loose around his legs. His shirt is ripped at the hem. He has multi-
colored buttons running down the middle of his shirt, and he has military
badges on his right. He also wears black and purple slip flats and a checkered
patterned scarf.
In his promotional art, he is shown with a dark flowing cloak and a leather
peaked hat with a gold badge on top of it, giving him a more malicious look.
WHY DID I ADD OUMA WHA
***** Chapter 4 *****
Chapter Notes
     Weetabix
(I added more tags oof)
Sub shov fist up te Koo's ass
I don't know what oral penetration is oops
Is it eating someone out with two people or
I'll try it?
Charlie And Kou shov tung up Subway's hol
Have you seen the church scene though fuck
Please calm down Laito that's a bit far sonny
...
I need more words so
Here's Kou's song to Subaru
[Intro:]
It's KouMukami2000, Ohhhh!
You know what?
Maybe being with you was pretty fucked up of me to actually wanna do
And you know, after being with you for a while
It just really screwed up my mind
Because you're famous, I'm famous
I mean like, I'm a little less famous than you, but.. (fuck)
I don't think this can work when
All the girls want you
And you want all the fucking girls
And I'm just like... Bitch, why?
Nigga, I'm number 1
But you're the number 1
All this swag in my inner dope
Can't match what I have in for you
When you look like a fucking MVP smoking a bowl
And my mind just screams
"Nigga, why are you there? Why is this happening to me?" (Ohh oh)
It just doesn't feel right without you, or being with you, so I'm like, fucked
up in this moment. I'm just in the middle...
I'm tired of this
Of all this bullshit
So turn off the radio
Your voice makes me cry
All throughout the night
Get the fuck off the radio
I'm the real O.G. (x4) (Heeheeheeee)
Maybe I crave for you like nobody else does
For a matter of fact you got me fucked up
Maybe I drank too much liquor
Won't leave you alone
But ever since that night
You've always been on my mind
And a real nigga like me don't understand this bullshit
But fucking god I try to forget shit like this
Like when Caliborn suddenly vanished to 2015
I realized I was truly alone and will never revive
Maybe it was because I was with the guy with the eyes
And I fell for him harder than I should have that one night
But all I hear is his seductive voice and he said "You're the only one who
Nomi"
And I became all flustered, couldn't control my thoughts
But I knew it was the one night stand
But now he's gone too and it hurts like hell because he was swaggie as fuck
I'm tired of this
Of all this bullshit
So turn off the radio
Your voice makes me cry
All throughout the night
Get the fuck off the radio
I'm the real O.G. (x4) (Heeheeheeee)
I'm the real O.G. (x4) (Oh baby)
I just wanna feel alright, I wanna feel alright
I wanna get my face up
All throughout the night, yeah, get through the night
So turn off the radio
I wanna be near you, I wanna be near you
I crave for every fiber of your life
But I know that you're gone now
So turn off the radio
Okay bye hoes this fic is a mess
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